Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Obedience & Milk = What do they have in common?

(This is a longer blog – but stick with it – you'll be blessed!!) A young man had been to Wednesday Night Bible Study. The Pastor had shared about listening to God and obeying the Lord's voice. The young man couldn't help but wonder, 'Does God still speak to people?' After service, he went out with some friends for coffee and pie and they discussed the message. Several different ones talked about how God had led them in different ways. It was about ten o'clock when the young man started driving home. Sitting in his car, he just began to pray, 'God...If you still speak to people, speak to me. I will listen. I will do my best to obey.'


 

As he drove down the main street of his town, he had the strangest thought to stop and buy a gallon of milk. He shook his head and said out loud, 'God is that you?' He didn't get a reply and started on toward home. But again, the thought, 'buy a gallon of milk.' The young man thought about Samuel and how he didn't recognize the voice of God, and how little Samuel ran to Eli. 'Okay, God, in case that is you, I will buy the milk.' It didn't seem like too hard a test of obedience. He could always use the milk. He stopped and purchased the gallon of milk and started off toward home.


 

As he passed Seventh Street, he again felt the urge, 'Turn Down that street.' This is crazy he thought, and drove on past the intersection. Again, he felt that he should turn down Seventh Street. At the next intersection, he turned back and headed down Seventh. Half jokingly, he said out loud, 'Okay, God, I will.'

He drove several blocks, when suddenly, he felt like he should stop. He pulled over to the curb and looked around. He was in a semi-commercial area of town. It wasn't the best but it wasn't the worst of neighborhoods either. The businesses were closed and most of the houses looked dark like the people were already in bed.


 

Again, he sensed something, 'Go and give the milk to the people in the house across the street.' The young man looked at the house. It was dark and it looked like the people were either gone or they were already asleep. He started to open the door and then sat back in the car seat. 'Lord, this is insane. Those people are asleep and if I wake them up, they are going to be mad and I will look stupid.' Again, he felt like he should go and give the milk. Finally, he opened the door, 'Okay God, if this is you, I will go to the door and I will give them the milk. If you want me to look like a crazy person, okay. I want to be obedient. I guess that will count for something, but if they don't answer right away, I am out of here.'


 

He walked across the street and rang the bell. He could hear some noise inside. A man's voice yelled out, 'Who is it? What do you want?' Then the door

opened before the young man could get away. The man was standing there in his jeans and T-shirt. He looked like he just got out of bed. He had a strange look on

his face and he didn't seem too happy to have some stranger standing on his doorstep. 'What is it?' The young man thrust out the gallon of milk, 'Here, I brought this to you.' The man took the milk and rushed down a hallway.


 

Then from down the hall came a woman carrying the milk toward the kitchen. The man was following her holding a baby. The baby was crying. The man had tears streaming down his face. The man began speaking and half crying, 'We were just praying. We had some big bills this month and we ran out of money. We

didn't have any milk for our baby. I was just praying and asking God to show me how to get some milk.' His wife in the kitchen yelled out, 'I asked him to send

an Angel with some. Are you an Angel?'


 

The young man reached into his wallet and pulled out all the money he had on him and put in the man's hand. He turned and walked back toward his car and the tears were streaming down his face. He knew that God still answers prayers.


 

About 11 years ago I found myself in a similar situation. Mark and I were Youth Pastor's in Stillwater, OK, and due to some medical circumstances that hit us that year, we were under intense financial stress. We had more going out financially then was coming in. We had made a commitment that I wasn't going to get an outside job when we started having children. That was a huge commitment but even through this difficult time, we stuck to it in faith believing that God was going to provide. We had 2 children at that time. I cannot even begin to tell you how faithful God was through this. This 'TIGHT' time lasted a solid year and I have to say, never once did our electricity ever get turned off, our car payment not get paid, or our Dr. bills not get paid. God performed miracle after miracle. One of those miracles was the obedience of a special woman, one who actually reads this blog. Here it was the beginning of the week, we had already received our paycheck for the next week but all that was left for groceries was $7.00. I went to Walmart and prayed to God to stretch that money and make it last for a week. I knew, truly, that I would only get a few days worth of hot dogs and mac and cheese. While I was at the store, I asked the Lord, "Jesus, I need someone to go to my house and bring me food." Little did I know that by the time I got home there was $100.00 worth of groceries sitting in my living room that someone from our church had dropped off. The items in those bags were even my favorite brands!!! For the next year, that same woman came to pick me up every other week and bought me groceries so that my family could eat. When that year was over, not only did we finally have enough money to start buying our own groceries again but our $22,000 in medical debt had been wiped 100% clean – that's another amazing story!!

This Christmas season – the greatest gift you can receive is to hear the voice of God – not only will it change your life forever but you never know who needs a gallon of milk and you are the answer to their prayers.

Tracee – more blessed than I could ever imagine!! Thank you Debbie!!

Monday, December 1, 2008

Mamagram Preparation...

I know that Breast Cancer Awareness is in October, but I couldn't pass up this JOKE...

How to prepare for a mamagram:

1. Lay on your side on the garage floor
2. Have your husband slowly put the car in reverse and slowly drive over your boob
3. Get up and go to the other side of the car
4. Repeat steps one and two.

Mamagram preparation; complete.

~Janice~

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Back to Reality...

Tracee and I sincerely hope that you had as much fun as we did this week as we enjoyed our families. Unlike Tracee, I spent my black Friday like so many of the rest of Bristol did, SHOPPING!!! My mother and I started shopping on Black Friday about 4 years ago...laughing every year about how ridiculous it is to be shopping for underware at 4am to save a few bucks. But, I love and cherish this time that I have, just me and my mom. We rarely get these one on one moments and live for Black Friday now...
After staying up late Wednesday to cook a Thanksgiving feast for 9, getting up at the crack of dawn for Black Friday (without a nap), and getting up early again this morning to go with my husband to those stores holding over their sales, I AM POOPED!!! So, forgive me that this entry is very short, but I am sure that Tracee and I will be sharing our Thanksgiving stories with you over the next few days...Get ready to laugh your Thanksgiving dinner off!!!
We love you and pray for you daily!!
~Tracee and Janice~

Friday, November 28, 2008

Bye Bye Turkey Day – Hello Christmas

It's hard to believe that Thanksgiving is already over AND black Friday. Wow!! I spent my Black Friday getting a hair treatment on my hair to help with my frizzies. My hair feel as greasy as can be and there's nothing I can do about it until next Tuesday!!! But, I should be drop dead gorgeous after this!! Haha!

I have been in Florida this whole week visiting my family. It has been absolutely wonderful and hysterically funny. I have laughed so hard that I never even gained one ounce due to the workout I gave myself from laughing so much. I promise you I'll post our Thanksgiving Day video sometime but get ready to laugh your head off. Between my sister, my brother my mom, and myself, there was no shortage of comedians in the house.

Now, all wonderful things must come to an end and tomorrow I find myself getting in the car for a 12 hour day of traveling with my kiddo's. It's a good-bye I have to do every year but overall, I can't thank my Jesus enough for giving me the amazing family that I have been blessed with. We all have the liberties to be exactly who God made us and that's incredible! Even if my dad spends half of his time wondering where on earth we came from. J The beautiful thing about tomorrow is I get to see my super handsome husband who I left behind in the woods of Tennessee/Virginia as he hunted the wild wild East for deer. November has been so busy with traveling that we've only gotten to see each other a total of 14 days this month!! So, tomorrow is going to be wonderful to walk through the front door of my home and into his arms.

Off to hang with the fam one last time!!

See you when I get back to good ole' Tennessee….

Tracee….tired, fulfilled, loved, stuffed, and happy as a turkey!

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Happy Thanksgiving Day!

May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have never a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone! 

Love, Tracee and Janice

Monday, November 24, 2008

The Virus I received this Weekend...

This is a copy of the Amish Virus Warning I received this weekend...I died laughing!!!

"Thou hast just received the Amish Virus.

Since we do not have electricity nor computers, thou art on the honor system.
Please delete all of thy files.

Thank thee"


Still laughing...Janice - Have a GREAT Monday!!!

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Christmas Shopping


Ahh, the joys of Christmas shopping! I haven't really gotten a great start yet this year but I am working on it. I have had times where I've gotten it all done by the end of September and then times when it was days before Christmas before I was done. I came up with a great solution the other day that I think I'll do one year and that's simply get gift cards to all my kid's favorite stores and take them out the day after Christmas and let them get whatever they want. Time wise, I don't know if that would be good since the stores are busting after Christmas but then I could be onto something here. I can see myself now, sitting at a coffee shop in the mall, reading a book, enjoying myself while my kid's are stressing out about which toy, clothing item, earrings, or video game they want. Sounds like the perfect solution!!

I have to admit, though. I really do enjoy Christmas shopping. I love shopping period. It's fun – well, it's fun when there's money involved. When there's not it's quite a challenge. Haha! But, I do have some great advice…when you don't have money but you 'feel' like shopping…head over to Target, grab a cart and shop. Go through every aisle and enjoy yourself – put all those things you want in the basket, oh – don't forget to get the $1.50 soda and popcorn at the concession area to help make your shopping trip more enjoyable, or if you have $3/$4 to spare you can get a nice Starbucks coffee. So, you might be asking, "What do I do with the cart that's full when I'm done." You simply leave it in the last aisle of the store and walk away. You'll feel refreshed and had an enjoyable shopping experience and you'll walk away feeling good that you didn't spend all that money!! Haha! I confess, I did do that once or twice. Store camera's love me!! I was at the store and I had it loaded with stuff – all kinds of stuff…I ended up walking away from it all because I felt I went a little overboard so I just grabbed another cart and started all over and left saving myself a bundle and feeling quite happy.

When it comes down to it, it's the simple things in life that will bring you greater treasure than thinking you 'need' all the bigger things in life. Stuff is stuff!! It comes and goes with the times, but having those enjoyable times in life when you might only have $5.00 in your wallet…that's okay. Enjoy what you have and get what you need..but overall – enjoy those precious 'small' moments – whether you have loads to spend or nothing. Don't forget – when Jesus comes, you can't say, "Oh, just a minute, let me pack up my suitcase of all the 'stuff' I've collected through the years!" lol! But what matters most is what you've treasured up in heaven. Matthew 6:21 puts it beautifully: "Wherever your treasure is, there the desires of your heart will also be."

Life is what you make of it – if you choose stress, you'll get stress. If you choose to be miserable, you'll be miserable. If you choose love, you'll get love. If you choose fun, you'll have fun. If you seek treausures, you'll find treasures! Life is like Christmas shopping – you get what you shop for. Choose the enjoy the small moments that life gives you…and when in doubt…just walk away from you cart and start all over!!

Tracee….gotta get out of here and start shopping for treasures while convincing my kid's they don't need all this 'stuff!' lol!!!!

Friday, November 21, 2008

Top Ten...


Top Ten Things You Never Want to Find in the Center of Your Christmas Chocolates:

10. Microfilm wht schematics for the new Mach 937 stealth fighter


9. Magma


8. A fortune that reads "A distant relative will come for a lengthy visit."


7. Another chocolate, with another chocolate inside of that, and another chocolate inside of that, and another...


6. A slip of paper that starts with the words, "Your weight is..."


5. A clown that pops out to the tune of "Pop Goes the Weasel"


4. A worning label that reads "Not to be taken internally"


3. Legs of any kind, size, or shape


2. One of the evil Penguin's dehydrated henchmen (but if you dind one, Batman will know what to do)


1. An expiration date - especially if it refers to any time now considered "retro"



Enjoy your Holidays!!


Anxiously waiting...Janice

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Gobble, Gobble

My favorite time of the year is summer – I love heat and will take it any day over cold weather. You could probably call me a baby when it comes to cold weather because I simply don't like being cold. I can recall a time when I lived in Ireland which is a very cold country. Your heat stays on 24/7 365 days a year. You might get blessed and have 65 degree weather for no more than 2 weeks sometime between May and August but don't put all your eggs in that basket. We had moved from a house that didn't have working radiators to a house that did….after having lived in a cold house for 9 months I believe I went a little overboard on the heat because one night my husband came home and took one look at me. Of course, my face was radiantly red and I probably had sweat dripping down my brow – I was burning up and loving every minute of it because the heat had been on nonstop for hours. He said, "Sweetheart, don't you think the house is hot enough." I gleefully looked at him and said, "No! Doesn't it feel perfect in here?!" I wasn't about to turn the heat down for second no matter how hot I was. That's what shorts and a t-shirt are for. Lol!!

Now that you know my favorite season, my favorite holiday, though, happens to be in the dead of winter…well, actually, not the dead of winter but the early stages of winter even though around here in Tennessee I woke up to 17 degrees yesterday. So wrong!!! So, they call this fall! Haha! What is winter going to be like? Actually, my TN winters have been pretty calm – cold, yes, but not like Minnesota cold. Haha – I just had a revelation….I was born in Minnesota. Go figure!! I only lived there one year so my blood didn't have time to get use to frigid weather.

So, you ask, where on earth is this crazy woman going with all this cold/holiday talk? Lol! I don't have a clue myself. Haha! Actually, I do – Thanksgiving through Christmas is such a festive time of year and that's what I love about it. I get to see family I haven't seen in a year (we compare wrinkles and age spots) since we live all over the planet and get some extra special quality time with my own immediate family and I have to say…it's fantabulous. Of course, I get to warm up since the kids and I have started a Thanksgiving tradition of heading down to Florida to hang with my side of the family while Mark stays here and becomes a mountain man hunting for deer for 6 days straight. He loves it because he doesn't have to shower or shave! Haha! I've called myself a deer widow every Thanksgiving. So, whether it's just you, or you've got a bus load of family or more, I pray that you have the most beautiful holiday season this year. Don't worry about all the 'stuff' that takes place when families get together with all their lovely opinions….simply reflect on the beauty of your family – the positive things that you love like – hearing with my family: hearing my dad clear his throat (a habit he's done for years) – I can find him in a store just because of that one trademark, or my mom dancing around the kitchen with celery in her mouth singing Elvis songs as she entertains herself while cooking, or my sister constantly giggling from my silly forms of entertainment and then saying, "Does anyone need a starbucks?" Or, my brother-in-law with the t.v. remote permanently attached to his hand while he stays glued to football games, or my kids telling their Aunt, "So, when are you going to take us shopping? I brought my list." Or my oldest sister, the teacher, commenting across the room while I'm having a conversation with someone else saying, "Tracee, it's not her but she." She loves correcting people's grammar. Or, my brother trying to find someone to talk to about his hotrod car and how it goes 110 mph in 5 seconds, a story in which we've heard about every single year…haha! Yes, I have been the good sister and let him take me for a spin in that car at those warped speeds at least twice and I have to say – it's fast and quite scary. Make sure you wear a depends if you attempt this at home.

Alright, so I gave you some insight to my family gatherings and they are quite hilarious and extremely entertaining. Through the good and the quirky – I love my family and the precious times we have together. So, live it up – enjoy this holiday season and no matter whether you are in the state of plenty or the state of need – remember the awesome words of Paul…."no matter what state I am, I have learned to be content." Phil. 4:11-12

That is the joy secret to life…no matter what – be content and live it up!!

Gobble, gobble….Tracee

ATM Machine’s

MALE VS. FEMALE AT THE ATM MACHINE  

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research,
MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender..'

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MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
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FEMALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required
amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on
to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call
them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access
to machine due to its excessive distance
from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary
with your PIN written on the inside
back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt..
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet
and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register
and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder,
and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver
waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.

Love, Live, Laugh!!

Tracee, the 'drive 2-3 miles and then remember to release her parking brake!' woman