Top Ten...

Top Ten Things You Never Want to Find in the Center of Your Christmas Chocolates:

10. Microfilm wht schematics for the new Mach 937 stealth fighter

9. Magma

8. A fortune that reads "A distant relative will come for a lengthy visit."

7. Another chocolate, with another chocolate inside of that, and another chocolate inside of that, and another...

6. A slip of paper that starts with the words, "Your weight is..."

5. A clown that pops out to the tune of "Pop Goes the Weasel"

4. A worning label that reads "Not to be taken internally"

3. Legs of any kind, size, or shape

2. One of the evil Penguin's dehydrated henchmen (but if you dind one, Batman will know what to do)

1. An expiration date - especially if it refers to any time now considered "retro"

Enjoy your Holidays!!

Anxiously waiting...Janice